2009年3月18日 星期三

[語錄] Vincent Gallo:我怎麼可能是一個自戀狂?
















Apr 11, 1962 - Buffalo, NY



Is a big music enthusiast. Is often quoted as saying he owns over 15,000 albums.



Parents emigrated from Sicily.

Italian-American.



Was engaged to Italian actress Asia Argento in 1998. 600full-asia-argento

















"I'm the happiest the saddest guy in the world can be."



我是這世界上最歡樂的鬼見愁。





"I came to New York to be a legend, and within five minutes of realizing I was an interesting kid and other people thought so, I had given myself a nervous breakdown. I was 26 years old before I knew what it was like to have an ordinary day."



我到紐約是為了成為傳奇。五分鐘之內了解到我是個奇異小子,而別人也這麼想,我精神崩潰了。到二十六歲才知道平淡一日是如何度過。





"I'm not a very popular person. I was pushed to show the unfinished version of Brown Bunny in Cannes, against my judgement. And even though a lot of negative reaction to the film came from not setting up the presentation very well, I still felt responsible and disturbed. But Europeans are animals. Who cares?."



我不是個受歡迎的傢伙。我在坎城被迫放映未完成版本的小棕兔,有失精準。即使惡評如潮是衝著未完成版本,我仍舊感到該負責任與內心動盪不安。但歐洲人都是動物。誰鳥他們?





There's nothing self-gratifying about knowing you've played a performance where people may easily dislike the character and associate it with you. There's nothing fun about having people suspicious about why you're making work. I'm clearly not networking or making a bid for popularity. I'm following another motivation, and it's not as a provocateur. It's because I'm blinded, like an idiot, by wanting to preserve and express an insight that I have, or an aesthetic that I believe in. I forget that people react to me personally as the representative of that. Did you see a credit for hair and makeup? How can I be a narcissist? I've never even had hair and makeup done for me on a film. I don't even know what I look like as I'm filming. - on being called a narcissist.



知道演了個容易被人討厭,且投射到自己身上的角色,並不是什麼令人安慰的事。讓人質疑拍片動機一點也不好玩。很顯然地我沒好好經營人際關係。我受到另一個動機所驅使,而非做個挑釁者。那是因為本人眼盲,像個敗池,妄想呈現一種屬於我的觀點,或信奉的美學。我忘記人們的攻擊是刻意針對我。你有看到髮型和化妝的職稱嗎?我怎麼可能是一個自戀狂?我從來就未在電影裡特別設計髮型和彩妝。我甚至不知道我上不上鏡頭。(關於自戀狂原罪)





"I don't drink any coffee or take any drugs and I don't smoke cigarettes and I don't eat sugar and I don't take any medicine at all. I eat a lot of fish, vegetables, and I stay away from starches. I'm not so sure my eating behavior is responsible. I look like someone who takes drugs, so I refuse to take even aspirin in order to contradict my appearance. But I like the color brown. Oh, and I don't eat dairy. And I sure do like the color brown. And pink. Pink and brown. If I had to choose, pink would lose."



我不喝任何咖啡或吃藥,我也不抽煙不吃糖,任何藥物都敬而遠之。我攝取許多魚類,植物,疏離澱粉。我不太確定我的飲食習慣是對健康負責的。我看起來像個成癮者,所以我為了表裡不一連阿司匹林都拒絕。但我喜歡咖啡色。還有,我不吃乳製品。我很肯定我喜歡咖啡色。以及粉紅色。草苺小棕兔。若要二選一,小棕兔勝出。





"I never wanted to be an actor. I never want to be an actor. I want to be a movie star. The whole idea of having to act is too gruesome. It's too ambitious for me."



我從來就不想當個演員。演員從來就是不是我想當的。我想當個電影明星。想演戲這點子太令人膽顫心驚。那對我來說有些過於野心勃勃。





"I told you, I'm an extremist. Even in art, if my work wasn't 50 times more interesting than me and my petty life, it would be useless."



我告訴你,本人是個極端主義者。即使在藝術領域,如果我的作品沒有比我和我的瑣碎生活有趣五十倍,一切都是枉然。





"I'm so in love with the United States. Not as a patriot. I'm in love with America like it's my first girlfriend. The geography, the people, the smell, the touch, the taste, the gas stations. I'm madly in love with America. Madly in love. And I was the guy that people used to say, "He's so European." I mean, I never felt like that. I don't relate to those monkeys. I just can't relate to them. I'm a super American--Captain America."



我愛死美國了。不是愛國者那種愛。我愛美國就像愛初戀情人般。這地理環境、這人民、這氣息、這觸感、這味道、這加油站。我瘋狂愛著美國。瘋狂愛著。而我是那種被人家說「他是歐洲人。」的人。我是說,我從不那樣認為。我和那些猴子沒什麼關係。我就是無法和他們連結。我是個超級美國人—美國隊長。





"The good thing about bicycling is that, since I'm a public figure, I don't have to interact with people. If I walk from here to West Broadway, 50 people will stop me. On my bike, I can just wave. More public figures should ride bikes. It's a good way to deal with people."



騎腳踏車的好處就是,身為一個公眾人物,我不必和路人互動。如果我從這漫步到西百老匯五十,人們會阻礙我。乘著單騎,我可以呼嘯而過。更多公眾人物應該騎腳踏車。這是處理人際關係的好方法。





"My parents took an interest in nothing, at home no books, no records. My mother and my father are the emblem of indifference, dryness and bad taste. My father is also terribly stingy, in life as well as in feelings: I have never seen him filling up the bathtub. To save, he used to put the water 4 inches from the bottom. At home everything was ugly, casual, lacking in love, from furniture to clothes, to behaviors..."



我爹娘對什麼都沒興趣,家裡沒有書也沒有唱片。我爹和我娘是漠不關心、枯燥無味和低俗品味的象徵。我爹極度吝嗇,不管是生活還是情感:我從沒看過他填滿浴缸。為了節能,他只加到離底部四吋高。家裡什麼都很醜陋、隨便、貧愛,自傢俱至服飾,到行為……





"I became an actor, because of Danny Bonaduce on the Partridge Family. He's tremendous, so funny and brilliant, and we seemed around the same age, I felt I should be on a show with him. We could have done a good spin-off, the Danny Bonaduce, Vinnie Gallo show, da-da-da-da- da di da da."



我成為演員是因為【松雞家族】的丹尼波納度。他是如此強大,如此逗趣與傑出,而且我們看起來年紀差不多,我應該和他一起上節目。我們可以來個【丹尼波納度與文森蓋洛的歌廳秀】答答答答答滴答答。



Danny Bonaduce 1959~





"I feel very happy that Bush is our president. One way that you can tell we have a good president, is by how much the French dislike him. The more the French hate him, the better he must be. And they hate this one."



我對於布希是我們的總統感到很高興。描述我們的總統有多好的一種方法,就是看看小法有多討厭他。小法越討厭他,他就有多棒。而小法恨死這位總統了。



按:這傢伙支持小呼吸的原因大概是想機歪歐洲人。
















































文森蓋洛在 02:45 長達半分鐘的獨白相當精采!









Vincent Gallo for H&M Spring 2009















































2009年3月10日 星期二

Delirious (2006)












當初在 Filmmaker 雜誌瞥見劇照櫻花滿天飛,就一直想瞧瞧這部李奧納多辣椒吃太多 Michael Pitt 與獨立製片活傳奇 Steve Buscemi 主演電影,日後亦有幸於 Angelika Film Center 觀賞大螢幕。【天堂陌影】賈木許御用攝影師 Tom DiCillo 繼伊莉莎白赫利電影【雙重惡運】(Double Whammy, 2001) 睽違五年大作,相信日後還有許多機會介紹湯姆導。





I'm not a paparazzi. 

I'm a licensed professional.



片名 delirious 中文意思為「精神錯亂的、極度興奮的」,演藝圈打滾二十多年的 Tom DiCillo 想藉此表達好萊塢狗仔隊共生共榮與迷哥迷妹盲目追求之亂象。老狗仔不仙米告訴麥克筆,明星也是人,你我生而平等,沒什麼了不起的,碰到偶像 Elvis Costello 卻緊張得說不出話,手抖到無法放下。



What did I say about De Niro?

I said I would take you with me.



兩個邊緣人試圖生存並建立信任,麥克筆和不仙米化學十足!筆者性幻想對象麥克筆實在帥到一個爆炸:天使與魔鬼的臉龐、金髮、棗紅色外套 (來自不仙米老爸)、白踢恤內櫬黑長袖、破爛淺色牛仔褲、黑球鞋。





都市浪人麥克筆從垃圾桶起床,掃蕩街頭早餐後,原本有機會幹走不仙米的咖啡錢,但他選擇做個好公民:即使三杯咖啡被撞翻,仍要歸還找零。無家可歸克筆請求不仙米借宿一晚,不仙米答應後表示,本人常常有馬子到家裡作客,不希望被認為是同性戀。麥克筆若想繼續住下去,條件乃無償當不仙米助手。



成功捕捉明星動老二手術照片,兩人吃淋病募款晚會慶祝,並幹走三個福袋。某次派對麥克筆邂逅夢中情人 Alison Lohman,泡浴缸純聊天翌日早晨,麥克筆發現天空下起櫻花雨。不仙米很生氣麥克筆見色忘友,順便搬出勞勃狄尼洛來讓麥克筆羞愧。麥帶不參加新馬子生日派對補償。不仙米見到偶像 Elvis Costello 興奮之餘,手賤按下快門,兩人友誼從此生變。





(以下有劇情)



麥克筆莫名奇妙成為電視明星,建立無家臉上有疤的陶比形象。(Hi, I'm Toby. I play "toby.") 不仙米想找老朋友敘敘舊,麥克筆拒絕。不仙米面臨中年危機越想越生氣,決定把相機改裝成手槍,給陶比好看。麥克筆賢伉儷出席公開場合,麥克筆在人海中認出不仙米,兩人突破重圍握了握手,不仙米拍照後說:「大帥哥,奔向你的錦繡前程吧!」幹我快哭了。(一度假設不仙米會誤拿手槍相機悲劇收場)





 



  

 



 

 





 









I got that from 75 feet away. Elvis Costello. That guy's like a musical genius. Got the black and white first, then i switched to color before he had time to put on his fuckin' hat. 



How many shot you see of Elvis Costello without his hat? That's a rarity.



 







 

 





 



  



 



 

 

 





 

 











之前以為【變臉】Gina Gershon 的嘟唇是整型失敗,但他在席維斯史特龍電影【法外出擊】就很愛嘟唇,可能是年輕就整也說不定。



!!! 補充說明:Gina Gershon 右邊這位黑人兄弟就是史派克李胞弟 Cinqué Lee,我們可以在賈木許的【神秘列車】以及【咖啡與煙】看到他。



6.

Coffee and Cigarettes (2003) .... Evil Twin / Kitchen Guy (segment "Twins / Jack Shows Meg His Tesla Coil")

12.

Mystery Train (1989) .... Bellboy (segment "Far From Yokohama")

14.

School Daze (1988) .... Buckwheat





 



 









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小狗仔大明星 Delirious

107 min. 2006



Steve Buscemi ...  Les Galantine

Michael Pitt ...  Toby Grace

Alison Lohman ...  K'Harma Leeds

Gina Gershon ...  Dana

Elvis Costello ...  Himself 











Gina Gershon Sex Tape (很正!!!)





Steve Buscemi is Pissed!





Infamous Michael Pitt Casting Footage (百看不厭!!!)





















傑貝特 Jailbait

89 min. 2004



Stephen Adly Guirgis ...  Jake

Michael Pitt ...  Randy

Laila Robins ...  Mother

David Zayas ...  Guard

Eric Trosman ...  Prison Guard



本片導演 Brett C. Leonard 與麥克筆室友 Stephen Adly Guirgis (演過少女心事和紐約提喻) 都是著名劇作家。因為破壞高級轎車被判二十五年刑期,心情鬱卒如麥克筆在健談室友,大叔,的開導下慢慢敞開心胸,分享彼此最糟糕性愛經驗。



麥克比十七歲的時候和朋友到墨西哥聲色犬馬場所玩樂,五十美金全套,二十五美金口交,大叔嚷嚷價格不公道。麥克比再多付十塊美金房錢買口交,大叔問有沒有射在對方嘴裡或臉奶,麥克筆說沒有,因為對方要求戴安全套。



接著麥克筆下樓看該墨西哥妓女跳艷舞,兩人眉來眼去情投意合。該墨西哥妓女做抬腿動作時,內褲滑落,麥克筆看到老二跑出來。故事說完,大叔直呼麥克筆擊敗他了。大叔要求麥克筆吃他老二 (give him head),麥克筆照做。麥克筆想趁大叔熟睡以鉛筆刺殺,大叔看穿麥克筆膽小且他是麥克筆唯一朋友,成功阻止悲劇發生。













大叔叫麥克筆從今以後每天都像這樣要把襯衫綁起來,手牽手去吃飯。