God must have been a fuckin' genius.

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.





Greek columns or secondhand Steinways.





老艾，雖然 nipples 望眼欲穿很可愛，但你可以想到希臘圓柱和鋼琴，尤其是鋼琴，





YOU are a fuckin' genius!!!

























哇哈哈！不小心還以為 Al 真的把到女人香探戈妹了。劇照來自 Andy Garcia 和 Gabrielle Anwar 合作的 角頭情聖 Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995)。反正兩個人長很像。



女人香探戈妹沒有紅好可惜。





















沒關係！加入帥到破表的督鐸王朝就會紅！