Love

Quotes by Woody Allen 









Even as a kid I always went for the wrong women, when we went to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White, I immediately fell for the wicked queen.



我從小就不太擅長找個好對象，當大家忙著愛上白雪公主，我對壞皇后可是一見鍾情。









Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.

(from Without Feathers)



我該娶W小姐嗎？等她願意告訴我芳名如何拼完再說吧！









I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.



我是個好情人因為我每天都自己弄。









My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.



我的感情生活糟透了。上次我進入女人身體是參觀自由女神的時候。









Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.



雙性戀傾向讓你在週末狂熱夜達陣的機會增加一倍。









SONJA:

Natasha, to love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness, I hope you're getting this down.

(from Love and Death)



娜塔莎，愛情註定充滿苦難。不想受苦，就別談戀愛。但不談戀愛又是另一場苦難。因此，愛了痛苦，不愛痛苦，痛苦還是痛苦。想要快樂就談戀愛，想要快樂，就註定痛苦，但痛苦讓人不快樂，因此，想要痛苦就得談戀愛，或喜歡痛苦，或對於太快樂感到痛苦，希望妳正在做筆記。