Miscellaneous

Quotes by Woody Allen 









It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

(From Side Effects)



這世界就把人分成好人和壞人。好人晚上睡得安穩……但壞人有更多不睡覺的時間可以囂張。









I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.



我參加速讀課程，花了二十分鐘讀完戰爭與和平。那是本有關俄國的小說。









What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.



如果，一切只是南柯一夢，什麼東西都不曾存在過？在這個假設下，我覺得地毯讓我花了冤枉錢。









Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered.



看不懂耶！是想說月份是英文字母日期卻是阿拉伯數字，還是英文字母只有二十六個字母？









DORIS:

You have no values. Your whole life, it's nihilism, it's cynicism, it's sarcasm, and orgasm.

HARRY:

Y'know, in France I could run on that slogan and win.

(from Deconstructing Harry)



你什麼都不是。你的人生只有虛無，犬儒，嘲諷，還有性高潮。

你知道嗎？在法國我可以把那段話當宣傳，並且贏得選票。