2009年3月7日 星期六

[獨立] The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002) 獻給後青春期的詩 aka 青春輓歌












謹以本片推薦給視青春困頓為關鍵字 & 喜歡珍妮馬龍的朋友。

















零三年獨立精神獎最佳處女電影。小小鬼當家和艾米爾賀許與另外兩位雜魚是教會學校死小鬼,老師乃嚴厲修女兼製片茱蒂佛斯特。放學除了穿制服騎單車、抽抽煙喝喝酒、挑戰權威肖像、移動國家野生動物,他們最大課外活動就是漫畫創作。



人物設定與現實生活各有對照:藤蔓人 (Brakken)、大塊頭 (The Muscle)、踢屁屁隊長 (Captain Asskicker)、電鑽少校 (Major Screw) 組成原子三位一體 (Atomic Trinity),將敵人的大便打得滿地都是、使用看起來像 47 但實際上是 69 姿勢搞敵人寶貝之餘, 還得協助莎羅拉 (Sorcerella) 重建被魔頭修吉拉 (Nunzilla) 毀滅的家園。









I thought we were gonna change the name, because there's four of us now.

Shut up, Joey. You don't count.

Uh, he's got a point.

Well, what about you? You haven't done shit on this thing.



I haven't done shit?

Okay. Let me show you something here. Let me educate you a little bit.

Look at this.

Tim Sullivan, the editor. Behind every great book is a great editor.

But what does an editor do?

Um, basiclaly he tells you if you scuk. And, Wade, you suck.





小小鬼當家和艾米爾賀許互動相當典型,前者是不時透露死亡氣息,喋喋不休愛挖苦人的可愛迷人配角,寫情書給女孩,妹卻給看重友情比較沒魅力的善良主角在把。(同性戀傾向?)



Kieran Culkin 在【玩酷子弟,又譯:伊比的墮落】令人心碎的哭喊猶言在耳,他和 Emile Hirsch 都是大學年紀還在演國中生的老不羞,但兩者最大不同,就是賀許日後有機會演出西恩潘電影,博取可能最年輕奧斯卡影帝美名;小小鬼當家只能繼續裝年輕,或戴 假髮 扮麥克彼特,哈哈。



珍妮馬龍在【神啊!救救我吧!】和小小鬼當家兄,麥考利克金,合作;於【接觸未來】飾演童年時期茱蒂佛斯特。好懷念以前穿制服的年代,只要頭髮跟鞋子帥一點,(與女高校生約會) 就可以很趴了。




延伸閱讀:

Chris Fuhrman 1960~1991

Orange's Review















































大塊頭是漫畫中唯一俱備二段進化能力的英雄, 終極戰役被敵人咬傷後皮開肉綻,索性脫去血肉,變身骷髏頭 (Skeleton Boy) 拾起寶劍繼續奮戰。



骷髏頭缺點為無老二 (dickless),因為他沒有皮膚。



















Francis, tell me the most amazing thing you've ever heard.



[pause] There's this fish that lives at the bottom of the ocean and it has a spine sticking out of its head to lure prey. The females are the glowing ones and the males are smaller. After the male fish hatch, they bite onto a female, like parasites. But after a while they grow into each other and share the same blood and everything... They turn into one single fish.



Wow... that's really weird.



艾米爾賀許告訴珍妮馬龍這個故事暗示兩小無猜親密關係,醜醜的漫畫也以公主受傷,戰士上前合為一體補充說明。





































戰慄追殺 The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

105 min. 2005



Emile Hirsch ... Francis Doyle

Kieran Culkin ... Tim Sullivan

Jena Malone ... Margie Flynn

Jake Richardson ... Wade Scalisi

Tyler Long ... Joey Anderson










"All The Same"

Written and Produced by Joshua Homme (as Josh Homme)

Performed by Joshua Homme (as Josh Homme), Nick Oliveri & Brad Wilk

Mixed by Alain Johannes









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2 則留言:

  1. 剛剛看完Cheaters, 好好看

    版主回覆:(10/31/2009 02:00:20 AM)


    C for Consistency!!!

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  2. 早上做的夢:

    由於阿姨老公也姓李,所以胡士托風雲台灣首映我可以跟,看完一行人到路邊吃
    豆漿,旁邊坐著艾米爾賀許。我先問近來可好,他說他在顆繭 (cocoon) 裡,
    我回句你即將要變成蝴蝶嗎?因為把繭和蛹 (chrysalis) 混淆了。

    後來艾米爾不斷用很誇張的日文回答問題。我說我聽不懂日文,艾米爾很尷尬。
    我趕緊把握機會,說祭壇男孩的危險生活 (The Dangerous Lives of
    Altar Boys) 超好看的,珍妮馬龍超正,應該要拿奧斯卡……但我情緒太機
    動,夢醒。

    版主回覆:(03/14/2009 01:18:28 PM)


    希望下次可以直接夢到珍妮馬龍。(補充珍妮馬龍與艾米爾赫許圖片)

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