Irina Spalko, The Women Who Knew Too Much, and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 文武雙斌的阿姐，凱特布蘭琪

Roger Ebert 影評



"If you eat four pounds of sausage, how do you choose which pound tasted the best? Well, the first one, of course, and then there's a steady drop-off of interest."

我不相信聖戰奇兵會跟水晶骷髏一樣難看。



"(Harrison Ford) He has one of those Robert Mitchum faces that doesn't age, it only frowns more."

母親一直在旁邊哭夭：「福伯不是已經六十幾了？這片是要倚老賣老嗎？」

「去看伊莉莎白啦！有你的凱特布蘭琪喔！」黃金年代上映時，母親如此拉攏我。



"And that Irina, she's something. Her Russian backups are mostly just atmosphere, useful for pointing their rifles at Indy, but she can fight shoot, fence, drive, leap and kick, and keep on all night."

阿姐動作場面一點也不像是文戲出身！法克我開始想像阿姐當初若接演史密斯夫婦會是何等榮景？



"It is astonishing that the protagonists aren't all killed 20 or 30 times, although Irnia will become The Women Who Knew Too Much."

艾老頭真是機歪，噗噗。





推力：麥可貝機器人片男主角

拉力：凱特布蘭琪

變數：沒看過瓊斯





史琶可探員絕對是阿姐目前演藝生涯最性感的角色，為了西洋劍、皮手套、妹妹頭，武打動作也十分俐落，應該沒有使用替身。筆者本來很反對阿姐演出瓊斯，君不見重現瓊斯考古冒險魅力的神鬼傳奇，美麗如瑞秋懷玆也曾被我貶為比較有氣質的 Britney Spears。



馬的有夠無聊快睡死，這種鬼片也敢在坎城首映！國家寶寶都有誠意多了。什麼猴子土人第三類接觸都已經幾百年前的老伎倆，還敢放到二十一世紀丟人現眼？還有那個驚滔駭浪三層次， 有 夠 無 聊 。



(居然果然) 只有阿姐場景能看，本來還想稱讚史匹柏雖不是偉大導演，好歹是個頂級 entertainer，把舊情人找來秋後算帳，化學和笑點都乾冷到不行，虎父有犬子就算了，老母也是個毫無魅力的智障。片尾真的很擔心犬子把帽子戴上，名正言順拍起續集。









你他媽想學馬龍白蘭度是吧！JRM 比你帥一光年輩，不愧是二十一世紀首席遜砲，不屑打你的名字。







第二集女主角 Kate Capshaw 最後被史匹柏近水樓臺。





最後是福伯的柯波拉驚鴻一瞥以及韓蘇洛瓊斯交錯史：







1973 美國風情畫 American Graffiti

1974 對話 The Conversation

1977 星際大戰 Star Wars

1979 現代啟示錄 Apocalypse Now

1980 帝國大反擊 The Empire Strikes Back

1981 法櫃奇兵 Raiders of the Lost Ark

1983 絕地大反攻 Return of the Jedi

1984 魔宮傳奇 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

1989 聖戰奇兵 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade









Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

122 min. 2008



Harrison Ford ... Indiana Jones

Cate Blanchett ... Irina Spalko

Ray Winstone ... 'Mac' George McHale

John Hurt ... Professor 'Ox' Oxley

Jim Broadbent ... Dean Charles Stanforth　← 妮可基嫚爸爸桑









"Hound Dog"

Written by Jerry Leiber, Mike Stoller

Performed by Elvis Presley