Clerks II (2006) & Kevin Smith Reviews The Dark Knight ABC~ Dog Bites Pig~ (狗咬豬)

You're my best friend,

and I love you

... in a totally heterosexual way.





我很高興當初堅持先看 瘋狂店員一 再馬上看二，就像當初堅持先看 Before Sunrise 再馬上看 Sunset 是一樣的。沒見過日昇前的見好就收，怎麼能體會日落前的口是心非？



當你創造了一個完美的東西，姑且稱之為經典，手癢卻又不想狗尾續雕，該怎麼辦？



同樣是緬懷過去，席琳與婕兮 選擇一笑置之；我們的好朋友，但丁與藍道，甚至 Jay & Silent Bob，決定創造未來，全紐澤西最廢的四個垃圾也可以擁抱彩色人生。



Quick Stop 翻 "小歇" 翻得真好。終於找到比蜘蛛人二用 虎豹小雨滴 用得更巧妙的電影了，當然也要是要騎乘小朋友交通工具才夠味呀！ABC 狗咬豬~ 









 



 



 



 



 



 









瘋狂店員二 Clerks II

97 min. 2007



Brian O'Halloran ...  Dante

Jeff Anderson ...  Randal

Jason Mewes ...  Jay

Kevin Smith ...  Silent Bob

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith ...  Emma  (25 April 1999 - present) 1 child

Ben Affleck ...  Gawking Guy

Trevor Fehrman ...  Elias

Gail Stanley ...  Elias' Mom

Bruce Macintosh ...  Elias' Dad

Rosario Dawson ...  Becky 

"Goodbye Horses"

Written by William Garvey

Performed by Q. Lazzarus

Courtesy of MGM Music

Under license from Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.









"ABC"

Written by Fonce Mizell (as Alphonso Mizell), Freddie Perren, Deke Richards and Berry Gordy (as Berry Gordy,

Jr.)

Performed by Jackson 5 (as The Jackson 5)

Courtesy of Motown Records

Under license from Universal Music Enterprises













↑ I think Kevin Smith made a great version 

  of all the bad films my friends and I always made.













Without giving anything away, this is an epic film (and trust me: based on the sheer size and scope of the visuals and storytelling, that’s not an overstatement). It’s the "Godfather II" of comic book films and three times more earnest than "Batman Begins" (and fuck, was that an earnest film). Easily the most adult comic book film ever made. Heath Ledger didn’t so much give a performance as he disappeared completely into the role; I know I’m not the first to suggest this, but he’ll likely get at least an Oscar nod (if not the win) for Best Supporting Actor. Fucking flick’s nearly three hours long and only leaves you wanting more (in a great way). I can’t imagine anyone being disappointed by it. Nolan and crew have created something close to a masterpiece.



這是部少一分則太瘦的史詩鉅作。相信凱胖：其視覺與敘事，我沒誇大。黑暗騎士是漫畫改編電影的教父二，比開戰時刻誠實三倍。幹！阿湯哥老婆當女主角的鬼片可以稱得上誠實嗎？儼然是史上最具成人色彩的漫畫改編電影。希斯萊傑並未演小丑演到起肖；我知道我不是第一個這樣說的，但他至少可以提名奧斯卡最佳男配角。馬的快三小時你還是想再坐久一點。失望的傢伙，滾回火星吧！諾蘭團隊幾乎創造了大師傑作。



Kevin Smith Reviews The Dark Knight









　

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