Dad?

Billy Maplewood: Dad?



Bill Maplewood: Yes, Billy?



Billy Maplewood: Everyone at school is saying things about you.

                  

Bill Maplewood: Who is everyone?

                  

Billy Maplewood: Like, kids, you know. Everyone.



Bill Maplewood: What are they saying?



Billy Maplewood: That... you're... a serial rapist. And a pervert.



Bill Maplewood: You mean, like what they painted on the house?



Billy Maplewood: Dad, did you, um... uh... with... Johnny Grasso (see below) and Ronald Farber?

                  

Bill Maplewood: Yes.



Billy Maplewood: What... did you do?



Bill Maplewood: I touched them.



Billy Maplewood: What do you mean, exactly, touched?



Bill Maplewood: I fondled them.



Billy Maplewood: What for?



Bill Maplewood: I couldn't help myself.



Billy Maplewood: What else?



Bill Maplewood: I... I unzipped myself.



Billy Maplewood: You... you mean, masturbated?



Bill Maplewood: No.



Billy Maplewood: Then what?



Bill Maplewood: I... made love.



Billy Maplewood: What do you mean?        



Bill Maplewood: I fucked them. 



Billy Maplewood: What was it like?

                  

Bill Maplewood: It was... it was great.



Billy Maplewood: Would you do it again?



Bill Maplewood: Yes.



Billy Maplewood: Would... would you ever... fuck me?



Bill Maplewood: No. I'd jerk off instead.                    





check the Maplewoods in Happiness 









 

影史上最辛辣的父子情深。



 

I've got Johnny Grasso in my arms.





  



這張劇照絕對是在惡搞楚浮。